my daughter Lindsey is looking for a Cocker spaniel puppy for Libbie.
(I am so glad she is getting a dog at last)
she rang someone in Ormskirk who had some for sale.
she arranged a viewing for 5 oclock tonight. any way I said let me ring
him before you go as there are some dubious breeders out there.
I found out that...
he had 2 litters 1 litter @ 11 weeks another @ 13 weeks.
I asked if we could see them with mum.
his reply...no she has gone back to work.me..what do you mean by 'work'
him..she's gone back to the farm.me...oh! the puppy farm?
him...errrm no, no, I didn't mean that.me...what did you mean then?
him...I meant she lives with a friend on a farm.me...the friend that owns a puppy farm.
him...are you interested in buying a puppy?me...are they kc reg and parents health tested.
him... no don't deal with the Kennel Club any more.me....oh right but are they health tested by a vet?
him...look do you want a puppy or not.me...of course I want a puppy, not sure if it's from you tho.
why cant I see the mum with the puppies?
him..I can show you a picture of the mum, I own the dad.me...I can show you a picture of a dog too, any dog.
him..what are you trying to say???me...you are running a disgusting puppy farm between you and this
'friend of yours aren't you? and that poor bitch has gone back to work
to earn more cash for you by having another litter! you nasty piece
of...
oops he hung up!
I want to go and kick his fecking arse