They Walk Among Us!

THEY WALK AMONG US

Caution....

They Walk Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You
want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too
un-trusting of this deal.


It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale
£50.'

The next day someone stole it!

***They walk Among us! ***
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*One day I was walking down
the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said..... 'Where?'

***They walk Among us!!***
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was
north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and
said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'

***They Walk Among Us!!***
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think
she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

***They Walk Among Us!!!!***
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk..

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached
to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every
time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain
the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost
luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I
was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'.. (I work
with professionals like this.)

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***
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While
working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He
appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it
into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
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***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!

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how funny

lmao

i enjoyed them :san42:

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