New Sex Doll FOR DOGS Hits The Market

New Sex Doll FOR DOGS Hits The Market

Submitted by Ryan O'Meara on July 27, 2009 – 10:05 amOne Comment
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the column marked, ‘news headine I didn’t expect to be
writing this morning’ we can confidently state we believe this
dog ‘toy’ to be genuinely unique.
Too many times we receive press releases from pet product
manufacturers, keen to tell us about their ‘unique’ new dog
product which is - in reality - usually a glittery version of something
that already exists or a modified dog bowl, a different kind of dog
lead etc, but never before has anyone sent us a press release proudly
announcing their ‘unique, new dog sex toy’. Yet, here we
are.
Made in Brazil by Petsmiling, this is - we believe - the
world’s first canine sex doll. It’s a dog shaped, erm,
‘partner’ for dogs who are unable to pick up hot dates
using their natural charm.

The product for kinky canines is called DoggieLoveDoll and is
getting a lot of interest from stockists globally, including the UK,
according to the firm.
They even say it can help dogs who feel down when they’re left alone.
This is definitely the most novel way we’ve heard of treating separation anxiety.
“Here you go Max, we’re just nipping out for a bit but
don’t worry, we’ve got you a mate to, erm, mate. Be gentle
with her, she’s been through a ruff time with a string of
uncaring companions who’ve used her and thrown her aside.”
What WILL they think of next? Perhaps we’d better not ask!
http://www.dogmagazine.net/archives/3388/new-sex-doll-for-dogs-hits-the-market/
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:2431: :2431: Just when you think you have seen it all!! :san42:

This would be good for indie to practise on.

:san42: seen it all now

:san41: never!!............ its got to be a joke :2445:

i'm gonna get one for bailey and call it mrs shag-nasty :san42:

I think it's gross!!

liverbird@home wrote:

i'm gonna get one for bailey and call it mrs shag-nasty :san42:

good god woman i nearly choked on me haribos then

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oops wrong thread