if you could give your dog a job.........

Subject: if you could give your dog a job......... Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:28 pm

or a role in life.... what job or role would would you give them.... or reckon they would choose if they were human??
im not sure what job fred would have.... but think he would be a yob... hoddie... hoodlum.. chav... anything in that category suits him fine!

betty would be a tart ..... she loves having her ninnies tickled... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Subject: Re: if you could give your dog a job......... Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:14 pm

Misty would be a right hard bitch and a slapper

Hazel would be little miss perfect :)

Bryn would be a gentle giant without a brain lol!

Subject: Re: if you could give your dog a job......... Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:26 pm

lol..... bullet would be wannabe hard man who causes trouble then when the shit hits the fan, he runs home to mummy lol

Subject: Re: if you could give your dog a job......... Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:10 pm

Marley would make me Rich as he would be a pick pocket!!!! :2431: :2431: :2431:

He is so quick to get his nose in your pocket and nick whatever is in there!!!

Subject: Re: if you could give your dog a job......... Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:58 am

Tilly would be

office go-fer, running here there everywhere being so sweet,petite and polite....but come the night time :2431: a highly paid pole dancing tart :2431:

Bailey would be

a brickie, a loud mouth,bare chested,wolf whistling flirt,with a 6 pack to match, he'd be on the scaffold shouting
"hey girl !!! you wanna peice of me?? hey?.... go-ed treat yerself yer lucky bitch" :2431:

Shady would be

a no nonsense taking,common barmaid with attitude, she'd be like " touch me and i'll break yer fingers" type of girl with the scouse accent to match :2431:

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Laban`s job would be a sleeping guard....lol if you could give your dog a job......... 729386

Subject: Re: if you could give your dog a job......... Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:44 pm

''Bailey would be a brickie, a loud mouth,bare chested,wolf whistling flirt,with a 6 pack to match, he'd be on the scaffold shouting
"hey girl !!! you wanna peice of me?? hey?.... go-ed treat yerself yer lucky bitch" ''

that sounds like me OH :2431:

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Taylor would be a security guard because he likes to attack me :2433: :2433: Only playing tho.... But he might shit himself in that job so perhaps not, I think.... a cook :nhy: he will then eat everthing.. lmao :2433:

Subject: Re: if you could give your dog a job......... Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:33 pm

fredsmum wrote:: ''Bailey would be a brickie, a loud mouth,bare chested,wolf whistling flirt,with a 6 pack to match, he'd be on the scaffold shouting
"hey girl !!! you wanna peice of me?? hey?.... go-ed treat yerself yer lucky bitch" ''

that sounds like me OH :2431:

i knew there was something :ewq:

Subject: Re: if you could give your dog a job......... Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:17 pm

Sly would be a librarian or accountant, You know the type. A little man with a permanently worried look on his face & little glasses perched on the end of his nose.

Nico would be the office clown which would hide the fact that he is actually a devious little s**t but he would be successful cos everybody would like him.

Todd is a difficult one. Not sure about him. Will have to give that one some thought.

Subject: Re: if you could give your dog a job......... Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:46 pm

Oh, I reckon Mimi would be a security guard watching everything that goes on and Maggie would be a bed tester or a sofa tester at some huge furniture factory, the lazy git.

Maybe even a food taster...

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