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Paula
Number of posts : 5647
Age : 46
Location : Derby UK
Rep : 4
Points : 8901
Registration date : 2008-12-28
 | Subject: Morning Sex  Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:11 pm | |
| MORNING SEX
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very
moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all
about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' | |
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SUMMER
Moderator
Number of posts : 6955
Age : 67
Location : Fife Scotland
Rep : 17
Points : 12070
Registration date : 2009-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:12 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:14 pm | |
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fredsmum
Admin
Number of posts : 31916
Age : 49
Location : posh part of derby
Rep : 48
Points : 35957
Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:16 pm | |
| pmsfl :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: i thought it took longer than a minute to boil an egg??  | |
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Sandra
Admin
Number of posts : 20040
Age : 61
Location : Ammanford
Rep : 22
Points : 22518
Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:19 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:21 pm | |
| - fredsmum wrote:
- pmsfl :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42:
i thought it took longer than a minute to boil an egg?? :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: |
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GR8GSD
Number of posts : 7339
Location : happy land
Rep : 15
Points : 10801
Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:48 pm | |
| OMG brill :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: | |
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Judes
Admin
Number of posts : 11943
Age : 67
Location : Whitley Bay
Rep : 37
Points : 17159
Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:58 pm | |
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kennym
Number of posts : 2775
Age : 61
Location : Coatbridge
Rep : 7
Points : 8413
Registration date : 2009-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:07 pm | |
| shit thats why mine are always hard boiled :2431: | |
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Moderator
Number of posts : 6955
Age : 67
Location : Fife Scotland
Rep : 17
Points : 12070
Registration date : 2009-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:14 pm | |
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Paula
Number of posts : 5647
Age : 46
Location : Derby UK
Rep : 4
Points : 8901
Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:16 pm | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:29 pm | |
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liverbird
Admin
Number of posts : 15537
Age : 68
Location : posh part of scouseland :)
Rep : 31
Points : 20757
Registration date : 2009-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:33 pm | |
| - fredsmum wrote:
- pmsfl :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42:
i thought it took longer than a minute to boil an egg?? :nhy: not if you want it sloppy | |
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liverbird
Admin
Number of posts : 15537
Age : 68
Location : posh part of scouseland :)
Rep : 31
Points : 20757
Registration date : 2009-01-08
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:15 am | |
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Lynne
Number of posts : 2791
Age : 47
Location : Fife
Rep : 12
Points : 7788
Registration date : 2009-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Morning Sex Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:33 pm | |
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