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fredsmum
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 | Subject: 1957 V 2010  Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:23 pm | |
| SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010...................................
Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs
Scenario:
Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.
Scenario :
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
Scenario :
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.
2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario :
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest.
1957 - Ants die.
2010- State Police, Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario :
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
THIS SHOWS JUST HOW STUPID WE HAVE BECOME!!!! | |
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Lorz
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Registration date : 2009-09-21
| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:15 pm | |
| VERY SCAREY!!!!!  | |
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fredsmum
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Number of posts : 31916
Age : 49
Location : posh part of derby
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Points : 35968
Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:18 pm | |
| isnt it just... imagine in a few years time how much worse its going to get!!!!! actually  in a few years time we prob wont be able to read it.... english wont be the first language :san12: | |
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:19 pm | |
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fredsmum
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Number of posts : 31916
Age : 49
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Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:21 pm | |
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:30 pm | |
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fredsmum
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Number of posts : 31916
Age : 49
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Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:32 pm | |
| - Lorz wrote:
- هل تتكلم انجليزي؟
:san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: i nearly choked on my dirty can of red bull then :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: | |
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Lorz
Number of posts : 3170
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Registration date : 2009-09-21
| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:33 pm | |
| :2431: god no dont choke......... :san12: couldnt resist that!!!!! | |
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fredsmum
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Number of posts : 31916
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:36 pm | |
| cudzoziemców przeklętego! :rolls eyes: :
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:37 pm | |
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:39 pm | |
| Buon pomeriggio, come va?
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fredsmum
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:42 pm | |
| 我沒有講該語言 | |
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:49 pm | |
| you did to speak the language :san12: | |
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fredsmum
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:50 pm | |
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:san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:
Is é seo a mire!!!
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:55 pm | |
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fredsmum
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:59 pm | |
| ovo je smiješno kao jebati ... puno zabavnije od pisanja na engleskom, i to nas dobiva u dobroj praksi za strance, kada preuzme lololololo
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:06 pm | |
| :san12: :san12: И така, какво мислиш, че останалата част от банда за тук, ще мисля за това | |
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fredsmum
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Number of posts : 31916
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:14 pm | |
| theyll вероятно, че са като луд по тях lololololol
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:17 pm | |
| oh i-kirjain erikoiskieli panna että yksi kääntää! | |
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:18 pm | |
| 我真的應該獲得一些工作，但更有趣的是，只要老闆對我凍不會走在笑..... | |
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fredsmum
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:19 pm | |
| lololol它说，我们也像他们疯狂 :2431:
笑oky多克 | |
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Lorz
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:21 pm | |
| lmao我們一定是瘋了這樣做的！！ :san12: | |
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liverbird
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:32 pm | |
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Sandra
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| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:05 am | |
| :san12: that is all so very true Uoy owt gniklat parc niaga mmmh  | |
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fredsmum
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Number of posts : 31916
Age : 49
Location : posh part of derby
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Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: 1957 V 2010 Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:45 pm | |
| hvad fnug os, at skulle betyde så frue  | |
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