Three Dogs

Subject: Three Dogs Fri May 14, 2010 9:28 pm

THREE DOGS

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike
up a conversation. The black Lab turns to the chocolate Lab and says,
"So why are you here?"

The brown Lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa,
the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when
I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts
off," comes the reply from the chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me
down."

The black Lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"

The yellow Lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole
in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab inquires.

"Looks
like I'm losing my nuts too", the dejected yellow Lab says.

The yellow Lab then turns to the black Lab and asks, "Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black Lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending
down to dry her toes. I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
and started hammering away".

The yellow and chocolate Labs exchange sad glances and say, "So, nuts
off for you too, huh?"

The black Lab says ....."No, I'm here to get my
nails clipped."

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Subject: Re: Three Dogs Sun May 16, 2010 6:13 pm

good one!!!

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