Effing dog

yesterday when I was taking Bailey out to meet Ann with her dogs, it was f**king murder on our front door step. I had to get Bailey out the front door before Shady and Tilly realised what was going on, but coz Shades is in season Bailey wouldn't leave her. took ages to finally get him out the door.
Round 1: so here I am trying to stop Bailey from getting back in at the same time stopping Shady and Tilly getting getting out. but the big fat black scouse t**t used all her weight knocked me on me arse. all back in again count to 100 rub my arse swear and scream at them a lot (god knows what the neighbours thought)

Round 2: first I manage to get Bailey outside and he's going yap yap effing yap, Shady is pushing her head through the door and gets through knocks me on my knees while i'v got hold of her neck f*****g b*****d Gob****e dog
I slams the door and leave them all in the front while I count to 300

Round 3: I go out the back door to the front open the door let the dogs in except Bailey and runs like f**k down the road
with a graze on me knee and now it hurts like f**k

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i can just picture the chaos :2431: .....

if only it could be recorded.... you should put in for a reality show.... yer would do well

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awww poorly knee :kss:

Dogs..... Ive more cuts and bruised down to them than anything else....... Hope your bums okay now.....

fredsmum wrote:

:san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:


i can just picture the chaos :2431: .....

if only it could be recorded.... you should put in for a reality show.... yer would do well

:san12: :san12: :san12: :san12:




awww poorly knee :kss:

Chaos! it was like something out of a monty python sketch

Suze wrote:

Dogs..... Ive more cuts and bruised down to them than anything else....... Hope your bums okay now.....

me bums fine plenty of cushion there it's me knee, I not had a plaster on me knee since primary school

eeeeeh the visions in me head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thats so funny i can just imagine what it must have looked and sounded like

I have a similar problem when i try to take one of the dogs out on their own and thats bad enough so god knows what it was like for you having three to deal with especially with Shades on heat
Bet the neighbout looked out and thought wtf has that dog got on PANTS!!!!!!!!!

OMG that thought is so funny

Hope you knee is better

Thanks Bren I'll live I need to take some pics of Shades in 'this season knickers'

Definately need to see this seasons knickers

Glad to here your ok

did you see last Seasons Knickers Bren


http://www.dogtalk4us.com/dog-talk-f9/shady-s-knickers-t3847-15.htm

Brilliant

OMG thats sofunny Im crying with laughter!!

Judes wrote:

OMG thats sofunny Im crying with laughter!!

that's the best medicine Judes

OMG Batman you ok? bloody dogs! but i couldnt help but laugh its the way you tell em

kiki has been a lil shit of late too jumping on ppl ect my dogs never jump up shes getting spoilt i say!

yeh i'm ok
good job I bounce

awwww bwess ya

yer such a twit on times Karen

Sandra wrote:

yer such a twit on times Karen

thanks Sandra that means a lot