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liverbird Admin
Number of posts : 15537 Age : 68 Location : posh part of scouseland :) Rep : 31 Points : 20756 Registration date : 2009-01-08
| Subject: new boots Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:47 am | |
| An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope," she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.... Shoulda bought a hat." | |
| | | Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22517 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: new boots Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:49 am | |
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| | | Judes Admin
Number of posts : 11943 Age : 67 Location : Whitley Bay Rep : 37 Points : 17158 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: new boots Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:55 am | |
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Number of posts : 6955 Age : 67 Location : Fife Scotland Rep : 17 Points : 12069 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: new boots Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:58 am | |
| Brilliant... :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: | |
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| | | liverbird Admin
Number of posts : 15537 Age : 68 Location : posh part of scouseland :) Rep : 31 Points : 20756 Registration date : 2009-01-08
| Subject: Re: new boots Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:40 pm | |
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| | | Helan
Number of posts : 200 Location : Surrey Rep : 0 Points : 5587 Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: new boots Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:40 pm | |
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| | | fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35956 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: new boots Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:41 pm | |
| luv it :san42: :san42: :san42: | |
| | | Lynne
Number of posts : 2791 Age : 47 Location : Fife Rep : 12 Points : 7787 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: new boots Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:47 pm | |
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