The bacon tree

Two mexicans are stuck in the desert wandering aimlessly and close to death.They are close to just
lying down and waiting for the inevitable,when all of a sudden..............
Hey pepe,do you smell what i smell?Ees bacon,i is sure of eet.
Si luis eet smells like bacon to mee
So with renewed strength they struggle up to the next sand dune and there in the distance is a tree
loaded with bacon.Theres raw bacon,dripping with moisture,theres fried bacon,back bacon,double
smoked bacon....every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
Pepe,pepe,we is saved..Ees a bacon tree.Luis are you sure its not a meerage,we ees in the desert
dont forget.
Pepe,deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon?Eees no meerage,ees a bacon tree
And with that Luis races towards the tree.
He gets to within 5 metres ,pepe following closely behind,when all of a sudden a machine gun
opens up and luis is cut down in his tracks.It is clear that he is mortally wounded but true friend
that he is,he manages to warn off pepe with his dying breath.
Pepe.......go back man,you was right,ees not a bacon tree
Luis Luis mi amigo....what ees it?
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Ees a hambush!!!!

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BRILL :san42: :san42:

hahaha thats funny...if i could do the accent i would repeat it! LOL

lol, did anybody else read it in the accent lke i did :2431:

lol...I had my own accent :san42:

well, without trying to sound too daft, i wasnt sure how the accent was supposed to go...so i made it up too! lol hope the mexicans didnt hear me! ROFL

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lmao lmao lmao

i think i was rather good, even if i do say so myself

fredsmum wrote:

lmao lmao lmao

i think i was rather good, even if i do say so myself

Sandra wrote:

fredsmum wrote:

lmao lmao lmao

i think i was rather good, even if i do say so myself

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