True Friendship

Subject: True Friendship Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:30 pm

True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of that Sissy shite)
Are ye tired o those pish weak 'friendship' poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to
reality? Well, here are a series o promises that actually speak
of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this
card .
Just the stone cold truth o a great
friendship.

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the
bastard who made ye sad.

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking ye.

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of
something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you
every chance I get,
until you're NOT.

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how
much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee
words.

7... When ye are sick -- Stay the f**k away frae me until ye are well again.

I don't want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye fall, I will laugh my fuckin heed aff at
you, you clumsy arse,
.........but I'll help you
up.

9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.

'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my
friend.

Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see
it, but only you can feel the true
warmth.

Send this to 10 o yer closest
friends,
Then get depressed because ye can only think o
4 .

Subject: Re: True Friendship Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:31 pm

soz just copied and pasted from an email it previewed ok!!!!

well you'll get the gist of it!! lol

Subject: Re: True Friendship Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:35 pm

Subject: Re: True Friendship Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:39 pm

Subject: Re: True Friendship Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:46 pm

Brilliant. True Friendship 457589

» oh so true!!!!
» not sure if true.....
» absolutely true!!