Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair

This is a public service announcement...

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the
hair of certain types of working dogs. This substance, called
"Amobacter canidae" has been linked with the following symptoms in
females:

Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.
Reluctance to wear make-up, nice clothes or heels.
Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "Fido has
a new agitation collar, crate, bite sleeve, tracking harness, premium
food, and a new tug".

"Amobacter canidae" usually results in long hours away from home and
exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other
humans (especially husbands).

"Amobacter canidae" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for
additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the
potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come
in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared
to talk about dogs for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning: Working dogs can be expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

I think Fazza has caught it

yes i have this disease just bought a new bite pad and sch whip looking at some new leather leads too

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