Scousers Join the ferrari team

Subject: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:57 pm

SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some
Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a
recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove
a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team
as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage
over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four
wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag
of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:02 pm

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Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:03 pm

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yeh!!! go-ead :san12: :san12: :san12:
best i've heard in ages

Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:08 pm

that was boss :2431:

Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:10 pm

:san42: the doumentary was true aswell
pity the rest isnt :san42:

Subject: Re: Scousers Join the ferrari team Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:11 pm

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