doggie quotes

Subject: doggie quotes Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:50 am

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
--Gene Hill

They never talk about themselves but listen to you
while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested
in the conversation.
Jerome K. Jerome

God help me be the person my dog thinks I am.
My dog's not spoiled ... I'm just well trained
In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would
have a dog.
anon

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know
evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a
glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not
boring, it was peace.
Milan Kundera

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own,
having a dog makes you rich.
Dereke Bruce,

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle.
Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
Craig Shoemaker

You think dogs will not be in heaven?
I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult.
Rita Rudner

My little dog.... a heartbeat at my feet
Edith Wharton

The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish

world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful
or treacherous, is his dog. He will kiss the hand that has no food to
offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with
the roughness of the world. When all other friends desert, he remains

George G Vest

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance
and to turn around three times before lying down.
anon

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should
have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him
Robert Benchley

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog
or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin
our lives.
Rita Rudner

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Subject: Re: doggie quotes Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:26 pm

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"

"He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the part of me that can reach out into the sea. He has told me a thousand times over that I am his reason for being; by the way he rests against my leg; by the way he thumps his tail at my smallest smile; by the way he shows his hurt when I leave without taking him. (I think it makes him sick with worry when he is not along to care for me.) When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful. He is loyalty itself. He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant. His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me... whenever... wherever - in case I need him. And I expect I will - as I always have. He is just my dog."

''If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."

Dog Sayings.........................

A boy's best friend is his dog

A man's best friend is his dog

A house is not a home without a dog

Dogs are really people with short legs in fur coats

Dogs are people too

Be tuff ! The "dog days" of summer can be wuff !

Chasing your tail gets you nowhere ... 'cept back to where you started

Family and friends welcome. Fleas are not.

Friends Fur-ever

Husband and dog missing ... 25 cents reward for dog

Wife and dog missing ... 25 cents reward for dog

If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog

Life is just one table scrap after another

My dog's not spoiled ... I'm just well trained !

Recycle bones here

When please doesn't work ... Beg !

Wipe your paws

Wipe your paws or else

Beware of attack puppy

I love dogs

A spoiled rotten dog lives here

Spoiled rotten dogs live here

"In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog."

"Maybe you've been looking for love in all the wrong places. A dog will treat you better than anyone you'll meet at happy hour. Trust me. I've been to happy hour."

" ... work can wait another 30 minutes. There are more important things to do. Like throwing sticks."

"A dog will quickly turn you into a fool, but who cares? Better your dog than your boss. I'm a fool for my dog and proud of it."

"Dogs are better than children. Even my friends with children say that. As a dog friend of mine likes to say, children are for people who can't have dogs."

"A barking dog never bites."

"Barking up the wrong tree."

"Dog in a manger."

"Let sleeping dogs lie."

"Tail wagging the dog."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks."

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Subject: Re: doggie quotes Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:08 pm

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