A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a
> dinner with her parents.
>
> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
>
> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
> to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the
> boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the
> pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
> 10-pack, or family pack.
>
> The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
> busy, it being his first time and all.
>
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
> girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
> come on in!'
>
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
> parents are seated.
> The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and
> the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
>
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20
> minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
> boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
>
>
>
> The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a
> pharmacist.'
Thu Aug 02, 2018 3:35 pm by Lorz
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