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Subject: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 6:02 pm
last night about 10.30 i ran around to the off licence with Bailey to get some ciggies. as i'm waiting to cross the road, a red unmarked police car pulls up and 2 very handsome bizzies get out and summon me over..i shat meself. one of them said, "can i take your dog into custody please!!" i said no, why? he said "coz i want him!!" i said, he would'nt make a very good police dog, he said "i dont want him as a police dog, i want him as my dog". what a cheek :san42: so i told them to move on or i'd report them for kerb crawling. :2445: here's me thinking my luck had changed and all he wanted was my dog.. my god they were hot, not good for my blood pressure at all
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Paula
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Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 6:06 pm
:2431: :2445: :2445:
fredsmum Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 6:06 pm
:san42: :san42: :san42: :san42: :san42:
oooh i say... i would have offered him meself instead :san15: ..
hmm and i thought that all policemen were eyeing me up, perhaps i got it wrong... its me dog :nnnnnnnn:
liverbird Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 6:15 pm
i've never been so happy at the prospect of being arrested before :ewq:
fredsmum Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 6:16 pm
:2431: :2431: :2431:
GR8GSD
Number of posts : 7339 Location : happy land Rep : 15 Points : 10800 Registration date : 2008-12-28
Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 6:58 pm
OMG i wish i was there :san42:
SUMMER Moderator
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Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 7:14 pm
:2445: :2445: :2445: :2445: :2445: :2445:
Judes Admin
Number of posts : 11943 Age : 67 Location : Whitley Bay Rep : 37 Points : 17158 Registration date : 2008-12-28
Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 8:39 pm
:san42: :san42: :san42:
Lynne
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Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 8:58 pm
:2431: :2431: :2431:
liverbird Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Mon May 18, 2009 10:39 pm
GR8GSD wrote:
OMG i wish i was there :san42:
:2445: i do too Fazza we could of made a four some
Sandra Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Tue May 19, 2009 9:03 am
:san22: :san22: :san22:
GR8GSD
Number of posts : 7339 Location : happy land Rep : 15 Points : 10800 Registration date : 2008-12-28
Subject: Re: nice police men Tue May 19, 2009 10:19 am
:san42: :san42: :san42:
i was out with caroline and her dog yesterday and as we were driving homes i saw a heap of policemen doing training i was gonna pull over and run the dogs again but my biatch stopped me :san42: she had to drag me away from firemen last time :san42:
liverbird Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Tue May 19, 2009 4:38 pm
:2431: you could'nt drag me away from a fireman :ewq:
GR8GSD
Number of posts : 7339 Location : happy land Rep : 15 Points : 10800 Registration date : 2008-12-28
Subject: Re: nice police men Tue May 19, 2009 7:46 pm
wasnt easy hun trust me but she says they were faaaar too young i dont think they were lmao
Judes Admin
Number of posts : 11943 Age : 67 Location : Whitley Bay Rep : 37 Points : 17158 Registration date : 2008-12-28
Subject: Re: nice police men Tue May 19, 2009 7:53 pm
oh she's a spoilsport!! wild horses wouldnt have been able to drag me away!!!! :san42: :san42: :san42:
Im getting a hot flush just thinking about it!! :2431:
liverbird Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Wed May 20, 2009 4:59 pm
:shutittt: this is not about sexy fire men its about sexy police men ::
fredsmum Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Wed May 20, 2009 5:04 pm
ooh what about sexy squaddies :ewq:
liverbird Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Wed May 20, 2009 5:08 pm
fredsmum wrote:
ooh what about sexy squaddies :ewq:
what about sexy squaddies shelley :2445: do you ever read from the top :nhy:
i love sexy squaddies btw :ewq:
fredsmum Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Wed May 20, 2009 5:10 pm
ive read it from the fookin top ya c**t :shutittt:
everyone was bringing in different unifromed men, so i thought i would!!! :wqq:
liverbird Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Wed May 20, 2009 5:14 pm
:san42: go on then bring it on
fredsmum Admin
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Subject: Re: nice police men Wed May 20, 2009 5:18 pm
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:san42: she had to drag me away from firemen last time :san42:
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what about sexy squaddies shelley 
