i bloody knew she was too quiet

:2431: i never had none of this with nicole :nhy: i think my eggs curdled over the years :2445:

Oh, I forgot about Joe this morning too, he was playing with cars upstairs and got road rage because the fire engine was i the cars way "fuckin the nee naa" he says :2431: I blame dad

He also told me he did a poo on his bedroom floor too

Adam was never like this either, he was always very well behaved , you did the right thing Bren

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fuckin the nee naa, dont ya just love kids.... :san42: :san42:

nicole was well behaved,but her language was absolutely disgusting :2431:

:2445: :2445: kids eh :san42:
Currently working in grangemouth the works engineer was telling us a story that happened during week he has a marine aquarium at home and put some new additions in it at weekend ,his young son was fasinated with them and could not wait to tell his teacher on monday and promptly told the teacher and class that his
dad had CRABS,
when he went to pick his son up from school yesterday the teacher asked him if his condition had improved , what condition he asked to which the teacher replied ur son told us u had CRABS :san42: :san42:

:san42: :san42: :san42: pmsl

:2431: :2431: :2431: brilliant, kids never fail to make you laugh do they :2445: tia picked a towel up this morning, screamed then ran like mad into the kitchen... i ran into her and asked her what the matter was, she replied... '' there was a massif spider and it cared me,it wasnt sposed to do that''

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god mine sound pretty darn good right now compared to what you lot are going through mind you I have days were I could quite easily throttle aaron and cheyenne, xsara never gives me a problem at the moment,I have no idea why as I am very strict with kids and have no patience with them, but my house is always the full house with all the neighbours kids in it, the kids are always coming over to spend time they chat with me help me walk the dogs, they love going on the trampoline, sometimes I have to physically escort them out my house when I want to have a break I make 6pm my cut off time at home during the week because of school but weekends and holidays I get some of them at my door as early as 9am and only going home after 8pm with a few staying for dinner lol you should bring tia and joe to me for a day they can play with my bunch

OMG one reson i dont want and never will want kids :san42: :san42: :san42:

Ems, i wish you lived near me when my kids were young :san42:

fazza kids keep yer young :nhy:

i bet they do if they dont end up killing ya :san42: :san42: :san42:

liverbird@home wrote:

Ems, i wish you lived near me when my kids were young :san42:

fazza kids keep yer young :nhy:

:nhy: :nhy: :nhy: :nhy: They put years on ya and drain ya dry