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Number of posts : 15537 Age : 68 Location : posh part of scouseland :) Rep : 31 Points : 20751 Registration date : 2009-01-08
| Subject: Genuine letter? Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:30 pm | |
| Judge for yourselves - some ideas for making shopping more fun, though.Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags > her husband or > boyfriend along shopping > > This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to > a customer in > Oxford: > > Dear Mrs. Murray, > > While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the > Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you > and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. > Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: > > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in > people's trolleys when they weren't looking. > > 2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. > > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. > > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, > "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. > > 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > > 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and > told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. > > 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" > > 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. > > 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the > Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. > > 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. > > 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. > > 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" > > 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." > > And; last, but not least: > 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
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| | | Judes Admin
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| Subject: Re: Genuine letter? Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:32 pm | |
| I've seen this before and it never fails to make me laugh!! :san42: :san42: | |
| | | Paula
Number of posts : 5647 Age : 46 Location : Derby UK Rep : 4 Points : 8895 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: Genuine letter? Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:33 pm | |
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Even its it fake, its fookin funny :2445: :2445: | |
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