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PostSubject: Taking Dad Shopping   Taking Dad Shopping Icon_minitimeTue Mar 17, 2009 5:12 pm
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.


The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:


'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response. In classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'


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