water or wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.
And to those of you who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in your hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of

poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer
(or tequila, gin, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

oooooohhhh just seen this Sue!! thank you for posting

i knew there would be a scientific reason why i hate water and why i love wine

Lorz will be so pleased to hear this - all the more reason to drink wine

Lainee wrote:

Lorz will be so pleased to hear this - all the more reason to drink wine

what can i say!!!!!!

Well thats a good enough excuse for me to drink wine (not that I need one )