A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women from England, Wales, and Scotland walked past him and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,'
So she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,'
So she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman walked up to him and said, 'Have you ever been f**ked, laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said 'No',
So she said, ' Aye. Well you will be when the tide comes in.'
Thu Aug 02, 2018 3:35 pm by Lorz
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