Scary Sh*t

took the dogs to beach today they had a great time.
Melissa said "lets walk along the beach towards home" so I don't argue with her
I will regret not telling her to walk a different way off the beach

we walked quite a way along the Beach I said "Mel the tide is coming in"
she said "oops! it's too late to go back".
next thing we know we are chest deep in water surrounded by jelly fish
shitting myself and wanting to reach the
slope off the beach.
I kept hold of the dogs coz I cant swim good job
Shady is half Newfoundland
some bloke in a canoe came to help rescue our bags and passed them to
someone on the slope. I screamed "F*** the bags what about me". we had an audience watching us on the embankment too
anyway we managed it, but wet through we walked home, yuck it took ages and I never spoke to her all the way back.

so it was just like any bleeding normal day here
what did you lot do????

:2431: Never a dull moment in your life is there :2431:

That could of been really nasty lucky you all got out of it safely

But its so funny to imagine you walking home soaked through and not talking to your daughter. This mad smile is just how I imagine you :san12: :san12: with fumes coming outta your head

you and your daughter were very lucky Karen.

I shouldnt but like sandra says about the pair of you walking home soaking wet.
Glad you are both ok though

OMG i would have been hysterical!!!! pleased everything ended ok but I did laugh at the thought of you stomping home soaken wet in a strop with Melissa!!

Sandra wrote:

:2431: Never a dull moment in your life is there :2431:

That could of been really nasty lucky you all got out of it safely

But its so funny to imagine you walking home soaked through and not talking to your daughter. This mad smile is just how I imagine you :san12: :san12: with fumes coming outta your head

that's exactly it Sandra.

Lainee wrote:

you and your daughter were very lucky Karen.

I shouldnt but like sandra says about the pair of you walking home soaking wet.
Glad you are both ok though

thanks Lainee we were lucky

Judes wrote:

OMG i would have been hysterical!!!! pleased everything ended ok but I did laugh at the thought of you stomping home soaken wet in a strop with Melissa!!

thanks Judes I can laugh now but walking home trying to convince the staring public I was wearing dark Jeans and 1/2 light 1/2 dark pink blouse leaving a trail of water behind me must of been hysterical to see

your a twit and a half Karen I was 'wetting' myself for ages after reading your post

Sandra wrote:

your a twit and a half Karen I was 'wetting' myself for ages after reading your post

I said to Melissa today (all's forgiven now ) wait until Sandra reads this she will piss herself laughing and call me a TWIT

that's coz you is

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i will have that vision in me head forever now :san12: :san12:


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i can just picture you wading through water chest high, with her chin up, trying to keep yer hair dry and a fag hanging from yer mouth, and you holding onto the dogs with one arm :san12:

fredsmum wrote:

i can just picture you wading through water chest high, with her chin up, trying to keep yer hair dry and a fag hanging from yer mouth, and you holding onto the dogs with one arm :san12:

fook off

the man in the canoe rescued me fags,camera,phone,money etc
I managed to keep hold of me teeth tho

eeeh shut up now, i need a pee, and im going to dribble :san12: :san12:

i would ahve piad lots of money to be an onlooker :san12: :san12:

I just hope no-one filmed it

i hope to god they did

liverbird wrote:

I just hope no-one filmed it

I hope it was




I would watch it over and over with a bottle of wine

hahahahaha i would have bought me bottle of diet coke over and joined you

Glad you are all okmust of been scarey, but that would of been so funny to see......

Lorz wrote:

Glad you are all okmust of been scarey, but that would of been so funny to see......

thanks lorz

Sandra and Shelley

ahhh shut up ... even lorz thought it would have been funny to see...

Bloody Hell Karen You were lucky

Glad your ok

buy a tide timetable next time you go to beach

BrenA wrote:

Bloody Hell Karen You were lucky

Glad your ok

thanks Bren

kennym wrote:

buy a tide timetable next time you go to beach

@ Kenny