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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35968 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:44 pm | |
| 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just f*** off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen. 13. Don't worry; it's only kinky the first time. 14. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our bums . Then things just get worse. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night | |
| | | storm_survivor
Number of posts : 663 Rep : 0 Points : 5747 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:52 pm | |
| Me likes number 13 :san22: | |
| | | fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35968 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:53 pm | |
| :san42:
yea thats a good one
i quite like number 7 :2431: | |
| | | liverbird Admin
Number of posts : 15537 Age : 68 Location : posh part of scouseland :) Rep : 31 Points : 20768 Registration date : 2009-01-08
| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:42 am | |
| - storm_survivor wrote:
- Me likes number 13 :san22:
i did too linda the first time lol :san42: | |
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| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:44 am | |
| I like 3, 1 and 10 :san42: :san42: |
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| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:57 pm | |
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| | | Lynne
Number of posts : 2791 Age : 47 Location : Fife Rep : 12 Points : 7799 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:15 pm | |
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| | | SUMMER Moderator
Number of posts : 6955 Age : 67 Location : Fife Scotland Rep : 17 Points : 12081 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:18 pm | |
| No 10 does it for me | |
| | | Lynne
Number of posts : 2791 Age : 47 Location : Fife Rep : 12 Points : 7799 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:20 pm | |
| No 20 :san42: :san42: :san42: | |
| | | SUMMER Moderator
Number of posts : 6955 Age : 67 Location : Fife Scotland Rep : 17 Points : 12081 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:36 pm | |
| Omg the thought of it.... :2431: | |
| | | Lynne
Number of posts : 2791 Age : 47 Location : Fife Rep : 12 Points : 7799 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: Important Zen teachings............ Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:43 pm | |
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