Little Johnny was in the shower with his mother one day when, after
looking down, he said "What's that?", pointing to her pubic area.
"That's my sponge", says his mother.
"Oh, ok", said Johnny.
A few weeks went by and Johnny's mother had to go into the hospital for
an appendectomy. When she came out she had her pubic area shaved.
Johnny, upon seeing this, said to his mother, "Where's your sponge?"
His mother replied, "It's ok, I've just lost it. It will turn up
somewhere."
A little while later Johnny comes bursting into the room and says to his
mother, "Mum, I've found your sponge." "Where?" says his mother,
wondering where Johnny could have found it.
"It's upstairs. The maid is using it to wash daddy's face."
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