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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:38 pm | |
| ......... and swallowed a load of water when i sucked on the hoover pipe to syphon the water out i can feel it in my belly.... i keep eating and drinking stuff to take the horrid feeling away :2431: ... will it poison me :ciggy: | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:40 pm | |
| Yep | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:41 pm | |
| ooooh goodness.... :ciggy: the weight loss will do me good really though.... can it | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:43 pm | |
| Depends how much shit was in the water you drank I suppose the worst it can do is give you the shits | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:46 pm | |
| im eating crackers now to soak the fecker up... it was a good gulp full.... luckily the water wasnt that dirty.... had i been rooting about under the stones with it.... i would be in trouble | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:55 pm | |
| Whatever you do don't fart It may smell of fish And people will just think your loose lips are a bit fishy | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:57 pm | |
| saaaaaaaaaaaaaange youre a gross lady :san12: .... :san12: i can still feel the cold water in me belly though :2431: .... i might make me self sick | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:00 pm | |
| why not swallow a fish and you can have your own walking aquarium in your tum | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:34 pm | |
| eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross...... i had a sausage roll before i picked tia up... seems to have done the trick.... think ive consumed a few thousand calories today :2431: ... gonna have to get me snow gear out and walk a few miles tomorrow me thinks | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:05 pm | |
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liverbird Admin
Number of posts : 15537 Age : 67 Location : posh part of scouseland :) Rep : 31 Points : 20716 Registration date : 2009-01-08
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:11 pm | |
| dooooooooont... i feel gross lol.... i spose it wont be too bad if i get a dose of the poops.... ive eaten laods to get rid of this funny feeling in my tummy... ... if im up early hours puking, i'll text yer and let you know :san50: | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:13 pm | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:16 pm | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:22 pm | |
| you'll be ok | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:23 pm | |
| i hope i havent swallowed fish eggs ... i could be the first person to give birth to an angel fish !!!!!!!!! | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:32 pm | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:34 pm | |
| phiranas.... how would they turn into them???...... OMG... im gonna get eaten from the inside out!!!! | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:39 pm | |
| i shant sleep then ... they might btie me during birth....and if im gonna get bitten down there i want to be awake and ready with a frying pan | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:41 pm | |
| Would a frying pan fit up there | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:41 pm | |
| You gonna bang yourself with a frying pan | |
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:43 pm | |
| - Sandra wrote:
- Would a frying pan fit up there
yea probably :ciggy: you daft mare.... its not for up there....its to fry the feckers for breakfast | |
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Sandra Admin
Number of posts : 20040 Age : 61 Location : Ammanford Rep : 22 Points : 22477 Registration date : 2008-12-28
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fredsmum Admin
Number of posts : 31916 Age : 49 Location : posh part of derby Rep : 48 Points : 35916 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: ive cleaned the aquarium today Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:48 pm | |
| what else do you use a frying pan for???? ....... NO :nonono: i dont wanna know | |
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